my Life is soooo Awesome!

i sit at a desk after-hours feeling like i'm inside a hot pocket.
(but not the hot pocket i'd like to be in- HAHA!)

Time passes as i spin in my office chair. 3-2-1 lift off go my feet from the floor and weee! Yes, surely spinning in circles 5x will help BALANCE my equilibrium. Brilliant!

I get to listen to The Blow-which is the perfect band for all nerdy hot lesbian librarians in their 20's....(not that i'm any of those things)with a little bit of a kinky side
(strap-ons anyone??)

I'm fantasizing about double eyebrow piercings-

And getting oddly turned on by images of robots fucking hot sluts on their backs.
haha no i'm just in a vulgar mood (but robots fucking women is making me a new kind of wet)

i want to go on....but somethings telling me to stop. Guess i'll finish later lol
(or will i? *suspicious darting eyes*)

People suck Capitalist cock and eat Fascist shit everyday to get a little more of the green...
Glad my favorite color is grey.

CAUTION! Nerd ahead!

i'm sitting here listening to the song True Affection by The Blow. Words like Mitosis, Cytokinesis, and phenotype along with a shit load of Freudian terms turn me on. I'm having a cup of coffee as outside rain drops hold a personal fiesta. I'm thinking about how amazing parenthesis are...i mean really- they're about the grooviest thing out there (in the grammar world that is) and i love them! I'm also preparing string for weaving and lusting for vintage carpet from the early 1970's....

you know you want me:P

A Supreme Rebellion

I walk home and notice the street light is on.

But the sun is shining.

I look at the grass and the sprinklers are running.

But the rain is falling.

last year:

i was riding the bus. Nothing good going on except my ipod. Sinatra came on- "That's life.." he sang. "...You're riding high in April, shot down in May...." and i started to cry. You see April was a damn good month for me, one of the better months of a wretched 3 year span. And all of the sudden on May first- my happiness decided to commit suicide. And go figure- here i was sitting on a bus only a few weeks later-Frank singing my life's pathetic truth. "But i know I'm goin'a change that tune, when I'm back on top- back on top in June.." It cheered me up a smidgen---gave a breath of optimism. Funny thing is- i don't remember June.

Microwave Safe

Ironic how most dishes this day and age are microwave safe while the microwave itself isn't.

The Duality of Human Nature

i love glass.
i also love breaking glass.